Kit jardinage message drôle "J'ai la banane" - bananier
👉 Available from November 2026
A fun and exotic gardening kit to grow a banana plant at home. Perfect as a gift for those who like to stay cheerful… or should we say, keep the banana spirit!
- Free delivery to relay points for purchases over €30
- Germination guaranteed
- Assembled with ❤ in France
"J'ai la banane" Gardening Kit – Grow Your Banana Plant with a Smile
Looking for a fun and quirky gift? This humorous gardening kit lets you grow a real banana plant at home! A unique gift idea for lovers of unusual plants and good vibes.
With its cheerful message "J'ai la banane", meaning I'm in a good mood this kit is perfect for making people smile while introducing them to the cultivation of a tropical plant. Place it on a desk or windowsill to bring a touch of exoticism and freshness to any interior.
- Grow a real banana plant indoors
- Fun and educational gift for plant enthusiasts
- Ideal for home, office, or classroom decoration
- Includes everything needed for easy indoor gardening
- A cheerful and unique gift idea for friends and family
A kit that is fun to grow… and even more fun to give!
Composition:
- 1 terracotta pot 6 cm in diameter.
- 2 banana seeds to plant
- 2 coconut lozenges to rehydrate
Cultivation mode :
- Coconut lands: To promote successful germination, start by soaking the fertilized coconut lozenges in 5 to 6 times their volume of water: they will instantly swell. Fill the pot with a spoon. Keep a small portion to cover the seeds after sowing.
- Planting: Before sowing, soak the seeds for 24 hours in clear water to soften them. Plant a seed in the pot by pushing it down to 1 cm, making sure to place the ear (flat part) of the seed on the side. Keep the other seed for a later sowing or to sow directly on your balcony when appropriate. Gently cover the seeds with fertilized coconut soil and tamp lightly.
- Watering: Ideally, use rainwater or filtered water (without chlorine). Prefer a watering in fine rain, preferably with a spray, to keep the soil just wet, without clogging it with water, throughout the culture. Imagine the soil as a damp sponge, then wrung out. Do not let the coconut soil dry out.
- Germination: Expose to light behind a glass window, without putting directly on a heater, to promote rapid and abundant germination. From April, expose your balcony, window sill or terrace to the sun. Banana seeds can take a week to germinate and grow quickly if they are well watered.
- Planting the banana plant: When the seedlings emerge and reach 5 cm in height, select only one plant per pot and transplant the others into new pots or planters. Be careful not to break the stems or roots when transplanting. Water to promote regrowth and the plant will grow quickly.
Harvest: The banana will grow very quickly, a few centimeters per day. However, it is an ornamental variety, so without grafting or crossing with another banana, it will only produce a decorative banana.
Note: The banana tree is a hardy plant that can withstand occasional small frosts up to -5°C.
Why choose the “I’ve got the banana” planting kit with banana seeds?
- Guaranteed seeds: Every seed included in our “I’ve Got the Super Banana” kit with banana seeds is guaranteed to germinate successfully, ensuring you an exotic and tasty harvest at home.
- Reproducible seeds: With our kit, you can collect seeds from your mature banana plant and use them to grow new plants, allowing you to enjoy delicious bananas year after year.
- Assembled in France: Our kit is meticulously assembled in France, reflecting our commitment to quality and French craftsmanship.
- Ease of use: Designed to be simple and convenient, our planting kit is suitable for all gardening levels, offering you an enjoyable and hassle-free experience.
- Family experience: Get the whole family involved in this exotic adventure, share moments of togetherness while growing your own banana plant, and harvest your tropical fruits.
- Indoor cultivation: Our kit is suitable for indoor growing, allowing you to enjoy the pleasure of cultivating bananas even in the limited spaces of your home.
- Fun learning: Discover the secrets of banana cultivation in a fun and interactive way with our kit, providing an educational and entertaining experience for the whole family.
Don’t miss the chance to create a tropical atmosphere at home with our “I’ve Got the Super Banana” kit. Order now and enjoy delicious exotic fruits grown right at home !
- Width : 12 cm
- Height : 18 cm
- Depth : 7 cm
- Weight : 0.14 kg